This isn’t nostalgia. This is excavation. We’re here to brush the dirt off
You think the early internet was just a pixelated version of today? Cute. Back then, “surfing the web” meant loading a page, getting a snack, and possibly aging a little. Websites blinked because someone wrote
This series is for anyone who’s ever said, “I remember when,” and especially for those who don’t—but should.
Digital Paleontology doesn’t romanticize the past. It just insists we stop Photoshopping it. Because if you look at a GeoCities page full of dancing babies and say “this was basically Instagram,” you’re part of the problem.
So grab your digital trowel. It’s time to dig.

1995–1999: The Clickolithic Era
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2000–2004: The Linkasaurus Period
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2005–2010: The Anchorsaur Age
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2010–2012: The Social Cambrian Explosion
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2013–2015: The Pandapenguin Extinction
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2016–2018: The Mobiloderm Period
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2019–2023: The E-E-A-Tocene
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2024–Present: The Return to Protocol Era
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